Trailer Review: I Am Number Four
Based on the popular young-adult novel (one of whose co-writers, I was highly amused to learn, is James Frey) comes the no-expenses-spared cinematic adaptation I Am Number Four. Overseen by the...
View ArticleHaters Gonna Hate: 5 Unfairly Derided Action Sci-Fi Flicks
Regardless of your opinion of Cowboys & Aliens, Green Lantern, Fast Five and a host of other explosion-filled films, they all can’t be brilliant. Sure, there are some classics that satisfy the...
View ArticleMutants Are Not Aliens: On Michael Bay’s TMNT Reboot
The announcement, by the eminence grise of the (at least second) reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mr. Michael Bay, that in this iteration the turtles are going to be aliens has not, to put it...
View ArticleMorning Roundup: Prometheus is Whatever You Want it to Be
Remember that scene in Star Trek IV when Kirk and Spock argue about whether Spock loves Italian food, and they go back and forth on it for awhile? This is what the confusing taxonomy of Prometheus...
View ArticleOn Our Radar: New Trailer for Titanic Super 3D
Though the new 3D version of Titanic is impressive, it looks like another even bigger and clearly better version is coming soon. Check it out below! We can’t wait.
View ArticleMorning Roundup: “Goo” is Just “Good” Without the D
The great thing about the Internet is how it almost feels faster-than-light. Prometheus has only been out for a few weeks and already there is this totally convincing spoof-video about the “science”...
View ArticleMorning Roundup: Nimoy Chills With Jimi Hendrix
Did you know that the Jimi Hendrix version of “All Along the Watchtower” was actually connected with robots and space travel? It’s not really, but that didn’t stop Leonard Nimoy from hanging out with...
View ArticleMorning Roundup: Ivan Reitman Will Do Ghostbusters 3 Without Bill Murray
The notion of a Ghostbusters 3 without Bill Murray is in two words “mass hysteria.” But the latest of the rumors haunting the morning links is just that. Original director Ivan Reitman might be going...
View ArticleMorning Roundup: Ghostbuster Ackbar Refuses to Say That One Line
We know what to say here. You know what to say here. So just go ahead and say. We can’t say it for you. Look at Ackbar. Look at what he’s holding. Okay, we’re all done with that. We don’t need to make...
View ArticleMegan Fox Cast as April O’Neil in Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Once Michael Bay kicked Megan Fox out of the Transformers franchise in 2011, it seemed as if the sultry actress had learned to safely keep her distance from genre movies. But now comes the news that...
View ArticleMorning Roundup: This is THE Star Wars Episode VII Poster You’re Looking For
Based on Patton Oswalt’s brilliantly ad-libbed Star Wars filibuster for Parks and Recreation; Entertainment Weekly gave the internet this poster! (We think it is designed by Darren Franich of EW?) In...
View ArticleMorning Roundup: Han Solo is Into Uhura Now
From deviant art contributor rhmessyndicate comes this awesome piece of Han Solo shooting first… at a Klingon! The artist made another one these with Kirk and Leia, but we really like this one of Han...
View ArticleMorning Roundup: Spock & Snape Swap Outfits, Love Being Snock
Because yesterday was filled with Star Trek news and thinking about Snape, we decided it was time to show this piece of art, which depicts that one time Spock and Snape swapped clothes. This comes to...
View ArticleMorning Roundup: Brought to You by the Letter S (for Snape)!
And, as promised, the best Harry Potter Alphabet Book ever. (Hint: Y is for YAXLEY.) We had no idea that Voldemort was so swell, so it’s a good thing that this alphabet exists to explain to us the...
View ArticleThe First Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer is Here!
The first trailer for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is here and it is…a Michael Bay movie. It is a paint-by-numbers Michael Bay movie. Neverthless, get your first look at the new turtles...
View ArticleSnow-capades in Latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Trailer!
We’re pretty sure this is the final TMNT trailer, and what it tells us is that hard-hitting reporters definitely capture news on the iPhones these days. (They do, right?) We get a pretty good look at...
View ArticleTMNT, The Rock, Plus Batman Makes an Indecent Proposal to Christopher Nolan...
There were trailers, stars, and big reveals galore at the Paramount panel in Hall H this afternoon! San Diego Comic Con brought the big guns as usual, this time with a special appearance by Chris...
View ArticleThere is No Joy Left For You Here. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
When I was 11 I got into a fight with a kid down the street over accusations that I broke one of his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toys. I don’t remember if I did. I might have? The only thing I can...
View ArticleMichael Bay to Adapt Wesley Chu’s Time Salvager
Ahead of its publication in July, Wesley Chu’s Time Salvager has already been optioned for a movie! According to Publishers Weekly, Paramount Pictures acquired the rights for a feature film franchise,...
View ArticleWe Are Not Things, We Are Furious
First Dan Hipp made us ugly-cry over Robin reading Harry Potter, and now he makes us cheer: He’s rounded up a bunch of iconic badass women as the “Furious 7”—led by Furiosa, of course, with support...
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